The Internet Tribune • September 11, 2026 “The Internet Isn’t Dead — It’s Just Getting Started” Section D

Entertainment

Town’s First Open Mic Night Announced for Saturday at The Drip House Coffee (Yes, We Have a Coffee Shop Now)

The Drip House, the town’s new coffee shop at 45 Main Street, will host the town’s inaugural open mic night this Saturday at 8 p.m. Owner Leah Burkiewicz says all are welcome: musicians, poets, people who have “a prepared statement about the internet they’d like to deliver to a sympathetic audience.” No cover. Drinks available. Burkiewicz asks: “Please practice your songs first. Just a little. As a courtesy.”

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The Civic Center’s Saturday Night Movie Series Begins This Weekend: ‘You’ve Got Mail’ (1998)

The Civic Center will kick off its “Saturday at the Pictures” series this Saturday with a screening of “You’ve Got Mail” (1998), which Entertainment Director Nora Pavalko — daughter of sports columnist Don Pavalko, who has strong opinions about this choice — calls “the obvious opening selection for this particular town’s particular situation, and if you disagree you’re missing the point.” Tickets $4. Popcorn $2. Children under 5 free.

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Local Band ‘The Dial-Ups’ Play Their First Show Friday at The Foundry Bar & Grill

The Dial-Ups, a four-piece band whose founding members include two factory workers and a town council intern, will perform Friday night at The Foundry Bar & Grill (not to be confused with the football team, though the name overlap was acknowledged as “possibly confusing but definitely intentional”). Their sound, they say, is “early-internet-era alt-rock filtered through Great Lakes weather.” Showtime 9 p.m. $5 cover. No MIDI. The name is ironic.

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On the Superhighway Tonight

On the Superhighway Tonight — Thursday, September 11, 2026

Television, streaming, and internet listings for our town’s inaugural evening. All times Central. “Internet” listings indicate content available via the town’s new dial-up connection. Check your modem. Times approximate.

Time Channel / Service Program Description
6:00 PM Local Channel 4 Opening Day Special Report One-hour recap of the ribbon-cutting ceremony and factory opening. With Mayor Voss.
7:00 PM National News Evening News Half-hour broadcast. Includes brief mention of our town’s opening. Reporter got the factory’s name slightly wrong. Tribune will publish correction.
7:30 PM Civic Center (Live) BADGERS vs. Green Bay Harbormasters Season opener. Coach Drewicz says this is “not an exhibition game.” Doors open 6:30. Puck drops 7:30.
8:00 PM The Internet (Streaming) You’ve Got Mail (1998) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. A bookshop owner and a businessman fall in love over email. A preview of Saturday’s Civic Center screening. Available on the town internet channel.
8:30 PM Channel 7 National Documentary: “The Internet, 2026” PBS documentary on the state of the internet in 2026. Does not cover our town, though it was filmed before we existed. Of historical interest.
9:00 PM Foundry Bar & Grill (Live) The Dial-Ups (Live Music) Local band. First show. $5 cover. “Early-internet-era alt-rock.” Your correspondent will be there. It will be loud. This is acceptable.
9:30 PM The Internet Factory Orientation Video Available on the company’s web page for new hires. Thirty minutes. Voice-over by H.R. Director Dombrowicz. Surprisingly watchable.
10:00 PM Local Channel 4 Late News: Opening Day Wrapup Includes Badgers first-period score, weather, and Rod Black declining to be interviewed. He sent a written statement. They read it.
10:30 PM The Internet Tribune First Edition Archive Full digital archive of today’s Internet Tribune, Vol. 1, No. 1. Available at http://www.theinternetlives.net. Read it again. You might have missed something.
11:00 PM All Channels Sign-off / Continuity Local Channel 4 plays the national anthem and signs off, in the old tradition, which we are reviving. The internet stays on. The town goes to sleep. Tomorrow is Friday.

Full weekend listings available Saturday in the Tribune’s Weekend Guide. Listings provided by the Tribune Entertainment Desk. Errors may be reported to [email protected]. Please be nice about it. It’s our first day.