The Internet Tribune • September 11, 2026 Page E5 • Lifestyle Gardening • Weather Lore • Home Repair
Ask the Almanac Gardening • Weather Lore • Home Repair • Vol. 1, No. 1 • Herb Fencl “The weather will do what the weather does. Your job is to be ready for it.”

September Is the Best Month to Do Things You Should Have Done in August

Herb Fencl on Tulip Bulbs, the Second Coat of Paint You Have Been Avoiding, the Gutter That Has Been Dripping Since July, and a Brief but Firm Opinion About the Bespoke AI Model and Its Relationship to Squash

SEPTEMBER IS SECOND CHANCES. That is what it is, agronomically and practically, and I say this as a man who has farmed in Wisconsin for fifty-one years and who has missed the August window on more than one occasion himself, in the early years, before I understood that August was a month that departed whether you were ready for it or not. September, by contrast, gives you a grace period. Not indefinitely. The frost does not care about your schedule. But September is a month that, if you understand how to use it, will let you correct the errors of August before winter makes them permanent.

With that established, here is what needs doing.

On the tulip bulbs: Now is the window. Specifically, now through mid-October in this latitude, which places you comfortably in the zone for a spring bloom. Bulbs planted before the first hard frost will establish root systems through October and November, go dormant through winter, and emerge in April. The question I receive most often about tulip bulbs is “how deep.” The answer is two to three times the diameter of the bulb, which is to say: for a standard bulb, six to eight inches. Do not be tempted by shallow planting. Shallow planting produces bulbs that heave in a hard freeze. You will plant them in September and dig them out of the lawn in December. Go deep. It is always worth going deep.

A note for those of you who are new to Wisconsin gardening specifically: the clay content of Great Lakes soil varies considerably by location. This town sits on a mix of glacial till and sandy loam, which drains well and warms quickly in spring, which is good for bulbs. If you are planting in the amended beds around the new houses, your drainage is likely adequate. If you are planting in low spots near the lake, you will want to amend with sand and compost before going in with bulbs. Water that sits will rot a bulb from the bottom up, and you will not know until spring when nothing comes up where you planted in September.

On the second coat of exterior paint: You know who you are. The coat you put on in June was fine, and it was enough to get through summer, and you told yourself you would do the second coat before fall. September is before fall, technically, for another eleven days. After that it is fall, and the temperature differential between day and night becomes problematic for adhesion. Paint applied when nighttime temperatures fall below forty-five degrees is paint that is going to peel. September 22 is your last reliable date. That is eleven days from now. I am not telling you to do it today. I am telling you when the window closes.

On the gutter: The dripping gutter that has been dripping the same drip since July is not a structural problem yet. It is a fastener problem. The gutter has pulled away from the fascia at one or more attachment points, which is causing it to hold water at the low point, which drips. The fix is two screws and forty-five minutes. The consequence of not fixing it before winter is ice formation in the low point, which will pull the gutter further from the fascia, which will become a structural problem and a several-hundred-dollar repair in March. Two screws. Forty-five minutes. Do it this week.

▶ Reader Mail — First Week

Q: Mr. Fencl, can I plant garlic now? — M.K., via 14 Main St.

A: Yes. October is traditional for garlic in this zone, but September works. Go eight inches. You will thank yourself in July.

Q: What do I do with a porch that’s got a soft spot in one board? — Anonymous

A: The soft spot is rot. It may be confined to that board or it may have spread to the joist. Poke the board with an awl. If it goes in more than a quarter inch with light pressure, you have joist involvement. Call a carpenter. If it’s just the board, replace it before snow adds weight. Postponing soft spots is how you get expensive surprises in April.

Q: The horoscope page says I should “trust the almanac.” Does that mean you? — Anonymous

A: I wrote the horoscopes. I also wrote the almanac. I am aware of the circularity. Trust the almanac anyway.

On tender plants and the Monday frost: Agnes Burkhalter, the Tribune’s meteorologist, has forecast a low of 43 degrees for Monday night. I have looked at the same data independently and concur. Forty-three degrees is near but not at the threshold for a frost warning, which is technically 36 degrees on a calm, clear night. However, in low-lying areas near the water — which is to say, in most of this town — ground-level temperatures can run three to five degrees colder than the air temperature the National Weather Service reports. This means that in sheltered low spots, you may see effective temperatures at or near frost on Monday night.

Cover your tomatoes, peppers, and basil Sunday night or early Monday morning. I do not mean a light covering. I mean a covering that extends to the ground and is secured against wind. A sheet will do. A frost cloth is better. An old shower curtain in a pinch. What will not do: a few newspapers weighted with a rock. The newspapers will be on the lawn Monday morning and your basil will be black. Cover it properly or you will regret it, and the regret will last until next June when you have to replant.

On the AI model and the squash: I was asked about the Bespoke AI Model in the context of gardening. Specifically, whether I had used one. I have. My son-in-law, who works at the factory, had his fitted in August and let me use it one evening to ask questions about a late-season squash situation I was dealing with — specifically, powdery mildew on the foliage of a butternut that was still producing but had lost most of its leaf coverage.

I asked the model what to do. It gave me an accurate and thorough answer: remove affected foliage, improve airflow, apply a diluted copper spray if the fruit is still more than three weeks from harvest, and accept that late-season mildew in a humid climate is a management problem rather than a solvable one. All of that was correct. I knew most of it. The model organized it clearly and added a detail about timing the copper application relative to harvest that I had not considered in exactly that way before.

I will give it that. I asked it about garlic planting afterward and it was right about that too.

What the model cannot do is walk out to the garden and look at the squash. It cannot smell the difference between powdery mildew and downy mildew, which look similar and respond differently. It cannot feel whether the soil is ready to plant. These are not criticisms of the technology. They are observations about what gardening is. Gardening is knowledge in your hands. The model has knowledge in a file. Both are useful. Only one of them produces the garlic.

That is all for this week. Plant the bulbs. Fix the gutter. Cover the tender plants Sunday night. The rest will keep.

Ask the Almanac (Herb Fencl) appears every Thursday. Questions: [email protected] or in writing, care of the Tribune, 14 Main St. Herb Fencl farmed in the Clintonville area for fifty-one years. He writes the horoscopes too. He does not want to discuss it.